A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Version 1
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Uh well, I touched down en route to my connection
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A man in the gift shop called me a fag
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I feel like my tucked-up erection
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There's a pressure all over my head
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And I know this is how I get paid, but
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It's not really how I wanna get laid, so
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Hundred forty when I last got weighed
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And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday
[Chorus]
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And they're playing your song on the radio station
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Mugging me off all across the nation
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If you don't eat then you'll never grow
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I should've learned that quite a while ago
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I know it gets hard sometimes
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Making out with people that you don't like
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I know you don't feel alright
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But you look just fine to me
[Verse 2]
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Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection
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With George spilling things all over his bag
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And I took shit for being quiet during the election
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Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy
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I get stoned and go where I get paid, but
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It's not really how babies get made, so
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I'll take a minute when I think I won't die
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from stopping, oh, I'm just a busy guy
[Chorus]
Bm7
And they're playing your song on the radio station
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Mugging me off all across the nation
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If you don't eat then you'll never grow
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I should've learned that quite a while ago
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I know it gets hard sometimes
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Making out with people that you don't like
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I know you don't feel alright
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But you look just fine to me
[Bridge]
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You, I've been waiting for you
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My whole life, waiting for you
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I've been waiting for you
[Outro]
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Well, I'm gonna get a condom, but it's for her protection
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And maybe I'll get some fun for the night
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